On My Way to Walmart Series: Ted’s Bakery – Ono Kine Grindz

Ted’s Bakery is a little well known bakery on the North Shore. I’m tortured every time I make a run to Walmart because I have to pass by this yummy bakery not just one the way, but on the way back.

This is not your fancy bistro. It’s one of those mom and pop type shops. That of course means the food is so ono-licious!

It may not be fancy, but they do require the basics when you decide to come calling, like clothes. Yup, you heard me. You do need to wear clothing when you come. As a frequent patron of Ted’s Bakery, I must say that I do appreciate this sign. I had to stand in line one day, and in front of me was a teeny surfer girl, who just came from the beach, standing there in her bikini. It was a small bikini. A very small bikini. Not nearly enough to cover her hiney.

Hiney aside, this is what Ted’s Bakery is well known for, their pies! You can find them in almost all the local grocery stores, but those are just the basics. If you want a plethora of choices, you need to drive down to the source of all this pie madness. On this day, I went with Strawberry Cream, Pineapple Cheese (as in cheesecake), and the classic Chocolate Mac Nut (that’s macadamia nut). During Thanksgiving, they have an awesome Pumpkin Cream Pie.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a bakery without other baked goods. Here, let’s take a closer look.

Cinnamon rolls, cookies, cupcakes. They’re all insanely yummy!

This is where it all goes down. These doughnuts are the best in the world. Truly. Second to none. And yes, I’ve had many a doughnuts. My hips are proof of that. These are melt-in-your-mouth good doughnuts! (Sluuuuuurp) Sorry, that was my drool.

They serve other foods as well. So many it’s hard to choose.

Anyone who’s anyone on the North Shore pays Ted’s Bakery a visit. They leave their mark. Pro-surfers and the like.  These surf boards are up high above the pies. Ted was smart to do that, because I don’t know if he would appreciate me as much leaving my mark. Maybe if I brought my own surfboard.

6 Responses to “On My Way to Walmart Series: Ted’s Bakery – Ono Kine Grindz”

  1. val says:

    Oh my, do they deliver? Everything looks amazing.

  2. Jennifer says:

    MMmmmmmmm! (licking my lips) Those look so good! I love doughnuts and bakery goods and the ones here in New Zealand just don’t quite do it for me :( You’ll just have to eat some for me, malie ;)

  3. Grandma Jena says:

    Makes me want to eat malasadas! Can we do that at Christmas, Malie???? PLEASE!! LOL!

  4. Jon says:

    Just stumbled upon this post. I was here in college. Good times!

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